tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18810313.post2388055795091896618..comments2023-09-18T10:48:41.124-05:00Comments on Random Thoughts of a Hasher: 26 ways to make a girl smileRTBWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17090186581734616427noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18810313.post-57280237976008591122007-04-27T02:43:00.000-05:002007-04-27T02:43:00.000-05:00is that all you talk about is sex HOV??is that all you talk about is sex HOV??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18810313.post-42809563735415573172007-04-24T22:19:00.000-05:002007-04-24T22:19:00.000-05:00Hey! I like Linkin Park and Tool!Ways not to make...Hey! I like Linkin Park and Tool!<BR/><BR/>Ways not to make her smile:<BR/>1. Your getting ready to do the dirty deed and you feel the need to let her know that you are not into relationships.<BR/>2. Let her drive home drunk. Some chicks freak out about this.<BR/>3. You can only last for two minutes.<BR/>4. You are a selfish lover and only think about getting your self off. <BR/>5. You don't perform oral sex, yet you try to stick your D*** in her mouth.HOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11753145212025294099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18810313.post-58800142047388385052007-04-24T21:39:00.000-05:002007-04-24T21:39:00.000-05:00Ok, I have an issue with some of these (well, all ...Ok, I have an issue with some of these (well, all of them!).<BR/>5. if she is upset, leave her be, else you are the one she will be upset with. It is always your fault, even if you were out of the country.<BR/>9. Introduce her to your friends, she will immediately dislike them, but at least that will be out of the way.<BR/>15. If she is mad at you, you deserve it, and should stay away from her, it is always your fault, even if you were out of the country.<BR/>17. Women and the diamond industry are the reason jewelery is what they want. Get her sexy underpants, even if she doesn't wear any.<BR/>23. You know she does not listen to Linkin Park or Tool, so if you are listening to music and she comes in, let her listen to that shit that you don't like, you may survive the rest of the day.All Head, No Shafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10831948531094228511noreply@blogger.com