Lies Lies and More Lies:
1. Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
2. I promise to pull out before I cum.
3. It's not you, it's me.
4. You remind me of Halle Berry.
5. I love spending time with your mom.
6. Of course I love watching chick flicks with you.
7. No, I've never heard that 'Chaka Khan' song.
8. I love being single.
9. I love cheese.
10. I love my job.
11. I love to cuddle.
12. That's never happened to me before.
13. She's like a sister to me.
14. No, I won't forget.
15. That's the best-looking outfit you've tried on so far.
16. My roomate's girlfriend must have left it here.
17. You've gained weight? I didn't even notice
18. I'm not sensitive about my gray hair.
19. I only buy it for the articles.
20. I need to "find" myself
21. we can still be "friends"