Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I'm Rich Bitch

I'm Rich Beeotches.
Just found out I've won the lottery woo-hoo.
Read and Weep poor suckers. Sweet - I've won $200,000 from an Australian lottery from a bank in Nigeria.

Date:14/3 /06                             
Ref: 435062725
Batch: 7050470902/189
Winning no: GB8101/LPRC


We are delighted to inform you of your prize which
was released on the 14th of faburary 2006, from the
Australian International Lottery programme,which is
fully based on an electronic selection of winners
using their e-mail addresses from some sites. Your
email address was attached to ticket number; 47001725
07056490102 and serial number 7741134002. This batch
draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 and
bonus number 17,which consequently won the lottery in
the second category.
You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of
credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/09 from the total cash
prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this
category. All participants were selected through a
computer balloting system drawn form Nine hundred
thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia,
United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and
Oceania as part of our international promotion program
which is conducted annually. This Lottery was promoted
and sponsored by a conglomorate of some multinational
companies as part of their social responsibility to
the citizens in the commmunities where they have an
operational base. Furthermore, your details(e-mail
address) falls within our European representative
office in Amsterdam, Holland as indicated in your play
coupon and your prize of US$200,000.00 will be
released to you from this regional branch office in
NIGERIA. We hope that with part of your prize, you
will participate in our end of year high stakes for
US$1.3 Billion international draw.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our financial
agent,Mike Moore and to file for your claim .
Please quote your reference, batch and winning number
which can be found on the top left corner of this
notification as well as your full name, address and
telephone number to help locate your file easily. For
security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this
information confidential from the public until your
claim is processed and your prize released to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this
programme by non-participants or unofficial personnel.
Note, all winnings MUST be claimed by the 25th of
JULY, 2006; otherwise all funds will be returned
as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity

PLEASE CONTACT MIKE MOORE of union bank plc for your
e-mail unionbank_plc16@yahoo.com

once again on your win!!!
Best Regards (co-ordinator)


dayoldfish said...

i would put that email address on every spam list out there

Trojan said...

Oldest scam on the internet..

Queen of Denial said...

yeah, um, I think you nullified your winnings by breeching the confidentiality stipulation in the agreement. WAY TO GO. I'm still waiting for my wire tranfer from a bank in Nigeria. If you pay all the fees up front, it really speeds up the process! I'm sure it will come any day now....

EZ said...

hahaha, sucks to be you. I know you haven't claimed your prize yet cause your a slacker. As soon as I'm done typing this, I'm going to claim your money. You made a mistake in leaving the claim number at the top of the message.

Spotty said...

have you read that website where the guy pretends to be a priest and actually writes back asking where to send the money? it's great! they play with the player. I'll try to find it.

rubbin said...

yeah - i've seen those. the best are the pictures that they have the scammers take of themselves. freakin hilarious.

Site on how to scam the scammers.