Sunday, April 22, 2007

26 ways to make a girl smile

Saw this in a posting off and felt myself throw up a little in my mouth, but that's probably why i'm still single.

1. Tell her she is beautiful
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up for a date if you have been dating for a while. (she loves it)
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
13. Make her laugh
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewlery (will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely where it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends (guys, this WILL NOT, i repeat WILL NOT kill you)
21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. Even a card picked out by you will meanall the world to HER.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it will make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.


All Head, No Shaft said...

Ok, I have an issue with some of these (well, all of them!).
5. if she is upset, leave her be, else you are the one she will be upset with. It is always your fault, even if you were out of the country.
9. Introduce her to your friends, she will immediately dislike them, but at least that will be out of the way.
15. If she is mad at you, you deserve it, and should stay away from her, it is always your fault, even if you were out of the country.
17. Women and the diamond industry are the reason jewelery is what they want. Get her sexy underpants, even if she doesn't wear any.
23. You know she does not listen to Linkin Park or Tool, so if you are listening to music and she comes in, let her listen to that shit that you don't like, you may survive the rest of the day.

HOV said...

Hey! I like Linkin Park and Tool!

Ways not to make her smile:
1. Your getting ready to do the dirty deed and you feel the need to let her know that you are not into relationships.
2. Let her drive home drunk. Some chicks freak out about this.
3. You can only last for two minutes.
4. You are a selfish lover and only think about getting your self off.
5. You don't perform oral sex, yet you try to stick your D*** in her mouth.

Anonymous said...

is that all you talk about is sex HOV??