Feeling betrayed by personal ads once again.
Okay went out on a date with a chick I met off a personal ad tonight. We chatted for a bit and I had only seen a picture of her face (clue #1) - kinda cute, but I could tell it was an older picture. Clue #2 was she had stated that she was 'big' - hmmmm. Well so I drive up to Tomball (clue #3) a bit and pick her up and my first inclination when she showed up at my car window was ohh that's her fat friend coming to let me know she'll be out in a minute. Nope. But I had nothing better to do and I needed to eat dinner anyway, I'd never seen the bats before and maybe I'll have a good time.
So we both have an interest in bats, both have bat tatoos, but I think that's where the similarities end. So I took her to Thai Spice, Onion Creek, and to the Waugh bridge to watch the bats swarm from the bridge. I pretty much just listened to her talk the entire night - not that I have much to say, but she just might've been shy or nervous and just needed to talk. But she's got a kid (age 5), 2 ex's, works in a daycare, has neurotic friends, doesn't like Thai food or Vietmanese food, most importantly of all doesn't drink beer. Maybe the fact that her profile read 5'4" with a little extra padding with 42Bs. But at times that could be fun, but I just wasn't physically attracted to her. Could've been the sweat pants and tshirt she wore on the date. But she does like bats, loves hard rock n roll.
I did see Womb Service running down Waugh Avenue as I awaited the bats. And also talked to this other hottie on the bring with her mom and grandma. But the fun started when I got to her place to drop her off. She had given her SUV to her best friend when I picked her up. We get back to her apartment and her truck isn't there - hmmm. Her best friend must be out at a bar. So she spends 30 minutes trying to track her friend down. Finally she gets a hold of her and I drop her off at McDonalds to wait for her friend to come.
So that's my Tuesday night folks - Internet dating with neurotic chicks who are not my body type, nor that I find attractive.