Do Not Eat the Pineapple
okay - a clarification. a bunch of us are at sherlock's for trivia on wednesday. sherlocks is known for really cheap beer ($1.75 big ass beer) and happy hour munchies (fruit, veggies, chips, nacho cheese, wings and mini egg rolls). On the display table is a pineapple for decoration - so hashers being hashers (more specifically HeadSucker) wanted pineapple. So I grab the pineapple and we start cutting the pineapple on the table - and damn it was tasty. So I'm not sure who grabbed the pineapple this time, but it ends up near me and I start cutting the pineapple to serve. Lo and behold the manager comes up and informs us it's not part of the buffet and it's been sprayed with varnish. And I had just gotten the top cut off. Damn it to hell.