Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
26 ways to make a girl smile
Saw this in a posting off houstonconnect.com. and felt myself throw up a little in my mouth, but that's probably why i'm still single.
1. Tell her she is beautiful
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up for a date if you have been dating for a while. (she loves it)
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
13. Make her laugh
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewlery (will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely where it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends (guys, this WILL NOT, i repeat WILL NOT kill you)
21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. Even a card picked out by you will meanall the world to HER.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it will make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.
1. Tell her she is beautiful
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up for a date if you have been dating for a while. (she loves it)
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
13. Make her laugh
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewlery (will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely where it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends (guys, this WILL NOT, i repeat WILL NOT kill you)
21. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. Even a card picked out by you will meanall the world to HER.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it will make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.
Friday, April 20, 2007
"when i die, i'm going to haunt you..."
stole this from the onion - thought it was hilarious.
"when i die i'm gonna haunt the fu#k out of you people"
As long as I can remember, my life has been a constant stream of insults, condescension, and humiliation at the hands of you people. Well, I'm sick of it. I may be too cowardly and weak to do anything about it in this lifetime, but I promise I'll have my revenge just the same. After I die, I'm going to come back as the scariest damn ghost you've ever seen, guaranteed—and I'm going to spend my days haunting the fuck out of you all.
My spirit will be locked in limbo, forced to wander between this world and the next until it gets retribution for its tormented past, and I can't fucking wait. Hope you like having your TV unexpectedly turn on and off while you don't even have the remote in your hands, shitheads! There won't be anything you can do about it, either. No one will believe you. They'll just say it's something to do with the old wiring in your house and you'll agree, but you'll know the truth, because it'll be me.
You better hope that I don't die for another 50, 60 years, so I don't start scaring you shitless every single night while you're still young. Unless you want a whole lot of eerie evenings, you better pray I live to be 100.
But you know what? That ain't gonna happen. My frail frame can't hold out against this kind of mistreatment forever. Someday, sooner or later, I'll succumb to your ceaseless upbraidings and die. And then you'll be in for some serious haunting.
"What's that?" you'll say to yourselves, walking to the bathroom in the pitch-dark night. "That noise—is the house settling? Is it the wind?" Yeah, fat chance, assholes! That noise will be me. You'll be consumed with a vague sense of unease until you get back to sleep. Which won't be for at least 15 or 20 minutes, if my ghost has anything to say about it. Oh, yeah, you can count on that.
I'm a pretty fragile guy, you know—I could go any minute. Maybe I'll suffer a particularly bad asthma attack and I'll die tomorrow. Then you'll have to put up with decades of sudden temperature shifts, noises in the attic, and candles that blow out for no reason before you finally succumb to the ravages of old age. You could be looking at half a century or more of thinking you may have seen something out of the corner of your eye.
Once I'm dead, I wouldn't recommend watching any Stephen King movies after 9 p.m. if I were you. The minute your mind starts filling with haunting images, I'm going to be there to exploit the hell out of them. You think those movies are scary? Just wait until you hear all the weird noises and stuff I'm going to conjure up.
If you're ever all alone in some scary place—like a forest or maybe an abandoned cabin of some kind—those creepy-ass faint moans will be mine. You'll be plenty spooked then. Even if you've gone completely bald, you'll still have hair on your arms, and it's going to be standing straight up by the time I'm through with you. And then I'll be all, "Boo, motherfuckers."
I promise you this: You'll eventually come to regret making fun of me when I was still alive.
And don't even get me started on what's going to happen if family members take pictures of you when they visit. Those pictures are going to have some weird discolorations, you can bet on that, and some of them may even contain forms that look sort of like faces. Whose face? Yours truly: Byron, avenging spirit from beyond the grave.
You probably won't even remember me by then. But that won't save you. I'll remember you to my dying day and beyond, and I'll spend my entire afterlife making what remains of your life a living hell.
Laugh while you can, you good-for-nothing sons of bitches, because your autumn years are going to be unsettling as shit.
"when i die i'm gonna haunt the fu#k out of you people"
As long as I can remember, my life has been a constant stream of insults, condescension, and humiliation at the hands of you people. Well, I'm sick of it. I may be too cowardly and weak to do anything about it in this lifetime, but I promise I'll have my revenge just the same. After I die, I'm going to come back as the scariest damn ghost you've ever seen, guaranteed—and I'm going to spend my days haunting the fuck out of you all.
My spirit will be locked in limbo, forced to wander between this world and the next until it gets retribution for its tormented past, and I can't fucking wait. Hope you like having your TV unexpectedly turn on and off while you don't even have the remote in your hands, shitheads! There won't be anything you can do about it, either. No one will believe you. They'll just say it's something to do with the old wiring in your house and you'll agree, but you'll know the truth, because it'll be me.
You better hope that I don't die for another 50, 60 years, so I don't start scaring you shitless every single night while you're still young. Unless you want a whole lot of eerie evenings, you better pray I live to be 100.
But you know what? That ain't gonna happen. My frail frame can't hold out against this kind of mistreatment forever. Someday, sooner or later, I'll succumb to your ceaseless upbraidings and die. And then you'll be in for some serious haunting.
"What's that?" you'll say to yourselves, walking to the bathroom in the pitch-dark night. "That noise—is the house settling? Is it the wind?" Yeah, fat chance, assholes! That noise will be me. You'll be consumed with a vague sense of unease until you get back to sleep. Which won't be for at least 15 or 20 minutes, if my ghost has anything to say about it. Oh, yeah, you can count on that.
I'm a pretty fragile guy, you know—I could go any minute. Maybe I'll suffer a particularly bad asthma attack and I'll die tomorrow. Then you'll have to put up with decades of sudden temperature shifts, noises in the attic, and candles that blow out for no reason before you finally succumb to the ravages of old age. You could be looking at half a century or more of thinking you may have seen something out of the corner of your eye.
Once I'm dead, I wouldn't recommend watching any Stephen King movies after 9 p.m. if I were you. The minute your mind starts filling with haunting images, I'm going to be there to exploit the hell out of them. You think those movies are scary? Just wait until you hear all the weird noises and stuff I'm going to conjure up.
If you're ever all alone in some scary place—like a forest or maybe an abandoned cabin of some kind—those creepy-ass faint moans will be mine. You'll be plenty spooked then. Even if you've gone completely bald, you'll still have hair on your arms, and it's going to be standing straight up by the time I'm through with you. And then I'll be all, "Boo, motherfuckers."
I promise you this: You'll eventually come to regret making fun of me when I was still alive.
And don't even get me started on what's going to happen if family members take pictures of you when they visit. Those pictures are going to have some weird discolorations, you can bet on that, and some of them may even contain forms that look sort of like faces. Whose face? Yours truly: Byron, avenging spirit from beyond the grave.
You probably won't even remember me by then. But that won't save you. I'll remember you to my dying day and beyond, and I'll spend my entire afterlife making what remains of your life a living hell.
Laugh while you can, you good-for-nothing sons of bitches, because your autumn years are going to be unsettling as shit.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Pissed off catholic mom
this is so sad -
'no christmas presents' - that's the best line ever.
maybe he just should've said - gotcha at the end and said no mom i'm really gay.
more than likely staged or a fake - but funny as hell.
anyone wanna help stage a good youtube video with me. i've got the camera.
'no christmas presents' - that's the best line ever.
maybe he just should've said - gotcha at the end and said no mom i'm really gay.
more than likely staged or a fake - but funny as hell.
anyone wanna help stage a good youtube video with me. i've got the camera.
geeks make better lovers
(1) Geeks build it so you will come
(2) Geeks get personal with tech
(3) Geeks dig consensual role playing
(4) Geeks interact
(5) Geeks get things done
(6) Geeks are hot …
(7) Geeks don't shock easily
(8) Geeks know kinky people
(9) Geeks understand multi-dimensional relationships
(10)Geeks aren't threatened by new tech or "the future of sex"
Full Article here
(2) Geeks get personal with tech
(3) Geeks dig consensual role playing
(4) Geeks interact
(5) Geeks get things done
(6) Geeks are hot …
(7) Geeks don't shock easily
(8) Geeks know kinky people
(9) Geeks understand multi-dimensional relationships
(10)Geeks aren't threatened by new tech or "the future of sex"
Full Article here
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
a joke
What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends
with a t, and has the letter n in it?
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coconut...
get your mind out of the gutter
with a t, and has the letter n in it?
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coconut...
get your mind out of the gutter
Monday, April 09, 2007
weekly rant
posted this on another dating forum - now i'll get your responses. names have been withheld to protect the innocent.
my story... the short version.
have a dinner party with a few friends discussing paranormal stuff - ouija boards, tarot cards, ghost hunting techniques. invited a girl i'd been dating for a few months - since december. later in the evening after a couple bottles of wine one of my friends brings out some male playing cards. Me being the kind host I am kindly show the ladies my set of female playing cards as well as my autographed copy of playboy that i'm really proud of. so the night is over - i get a good night kiss and tell her i'll call next week.
next week - no phone calls, or emails returned. are women so freaked out by men reading playboy that she won't return my calls. not that i really care - just curious. one of my other female friends told me something about women having low self-esteem trying to keep up with society's standard of women ala Playboy, etc. So I refuse to date any more women with low self-esteem and that don't like the fact that men do read Playboy magazine.
just my weekly rant
my story... the short version.
have a dinner party with a few friends discussing paranormal stuff - ouija boards, tarot cards, ghost hunting techniques. invited a girl i'd been dating for a few months - since december. later in the evening after a couple bottles of wine one of my friends brings out some male playing cards. Me being the kind host I am kindly show the ladies my set of female playing cards as well as my autographed copy of playboy that i'm really proud of. so the night is over - i get a good night kiss and tell her i'll call next week.
next week - no phone calls, or emails returned. are women so freaked out by men reading playboy that she won't return my calls. not that i really care - just curious. one of my other female friends told me something about women having low self-esteem trying to keep up with society's standard of women ala Playboy, etc. So I refuse to date any more women with low self-esteem and that don't like the fact that men do read Playboy magazine.
just my weekly rant
Thursday, April 05, 2007
understanding women...
i've totally stopped trying to understand women.
not sure there's enough space for me to write why.
but if anyone wants to buy me a beer...
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Monday, April 02, 2007
Save the Date
Paranormal Dinner Party - April 21
Unless I change my mind the topic is going to be UFO's / Alien Abductions.
I have two documentaries on UFO's I'm showing. Also will try to get other UFO movies to show. Hopefully Closet Freak will bring the tarot cards and ouija board again.
New Pictures
Picture taken by BushSnapper
Picture from our last gig at Ken's Club.
My new business cardWednesday, March 28, 2007
Paranormal GTG
So my first impromptu paranormal get together was a success. Thinking about having monthly get-togethers / informal parties where the main topic of discussion will be something having to do with the paranormal. What prompted this was a recent ghost hunt that Sahar, Closet, and I went on recently. I thought - we should just have a small get-together and discuss this stuff ourselves. So my idea was born.
My thinking is to get a few of my friends together that have an interest in the paranormal - whether skeptics or not and have a discussion on a topic or topic that night. Maybe bring out a ouija board or have a tarot card reading.
I've been accused of being a 'party pooper' or 'negative energy emitter', but i'm just skeptical. Right going through a major issue / crisis on several topics.
1. the exisitence of God
2. Theory of Evolution vs. Intelligent Design aka Creationism
3. UFO's are they real or just imagination
I'm thinking the next topic will be to discuss God... probably the age old question why does God allow bad things to happen to good people. I have my answer, but it'd be good to have a frank discussion on the topic.
Other topics:
Exorcisms - real or imagined
Jesus Christ - did he really exist
What happens when we die
Flat Earth Theory - yes there is a flat earth society out there
spontaneous combustion
stigmata
the virgin mary (secondary topic... Pareidolia)
more topics to discuss???
My thinking is to get a few of my friends together that have an interest in the paranormal - whether skeptics or not and have a discussion on a topic or topic that night. Maybe bring out a ouija board or have a tarot card reading.
I've been accused of being a 'party pooper' or 'negative energy emitter', but i'm just skeptical. Right going through a major issue / crisis on several topics.
1. the exisitence of God
2. Theory of Evolution vs. Intelligent Design aka Creationism
3. UFO's are they real or just imagination
I'm thinking the next topic will be to discuss God... probably the age old question why does God allow bad things to happen to good people. I have my answer, but it'd be good to have a frank discussion on the topic.
Other topics:
Exorcisms - real or imagined
Jesus Christ - did he really exist
What happens when we die
Flat Earth Theory - yes there is a flat earth society out there
spontaneous combustion
stigmata
the virgin mary (secondary topic... Pareidolia)
more topics to discuss???
Thursday, March 22, 2007
The Year without toilet paper
Is this even possible in Houston. One families journey to have zero impact on the environment. Limited electricity, no toilet paper, only eat food within 250 mile radius of Manhattan.
http://noimpactman.typepad.com/blog/
NYtime article: The year without toilet paper
The blog is just launching this balmy February day of 2007—yippee!—but our no impact experiment has been going on for two and half months. So, just a little recap and update to let you know what you need to know to understand what is going on and where we’re at.
No Impact Man is my experiment with researching, developing and adopting a way of life for me and my little family—one wife, one toddler, one dog—to live in the heart of New York City while causing no net environmental impact. To do this, we will decrease the things we do that hurt the earth—make trash, cause carbon dioxide emissions, for example—and increase the things we do that help the earth—clean up the banks of the Hudson River, give money to charity, rescue sea birds, say.
In mathematical terms, in case you are an engineer or just a geek who likes math, we are trying to achieve an equilibrium that looks something like this:
Negative Impact + Positive Impact = Zero.
No net impact. Get it?
We’re taking a year to do this thing (starting the end of November, 2006) and it’s working in stages. Stage one was figuring out how to live without making garbage: no disposable products, no packaging, etc. Stage two was figuring out how to cause the least environmental impact with our food choices. Stage three is figuring out how to reduce our consumption to only what is necessary and how to do that sustainably. The whole thing gets harder and harder as we add each stage.
What will the future stages be? Who knows? I am no eco-expert. I am just a liberal schlub who got sick of not putting my money where my mouth was. In a way, the whole project is a protest against my highly-principled, lowly-actioned former self. I’m fumbling through, trying to do my best and doing the research as I go along. This blog is my attempt to tell you how it’s going.
That's pretty much everything you need to know to understand this blog. But for more details on the design of No Impact Man, the book, the movie and all of that, see the posts on the left hand side under "What's It's All About."
http://noimpactman.typepad.com/blog/
NYtime article: The year without toilet paper
The blog is just launching this balmy February day of 2007—yippee!—but our no impact experiment has been going on for two and half months. So, just a little recap and update to let you know what you need to know to understand what is going on and where we’re at.
No Impact Man is my experiment with researching, developing and adopting a way of life for me and my little family—one wife, one toddler, one dog—to live in the heart of New York City while causing no net environmental impact. To do this, we will decrease the things we do that hurt the earth—make trash, cause carbon dioxide emissions, for example—and increase the things we do that help the earth—clean up the banks of the Hudson River, give money to charity, rescue sea birds, say.
In mathematical terms, in case you are an engineer or just a geek who likes math, we are trying to achieve an equilibrium that looks something like this:
Negative Impact + Positive Impact = Zero.
No net impact. Get it?
We’re taking a year to do this thing (starting the end of November, 2006) and it’s working in stages. Stage one was figuring out how to live without making garbage: no disposable products, no packaging, etc. Stage two was figuring out how to cause the least environmental impact with our food choices. Stage three is figuring out how to reduce our consumption to only what is necessary and how to do that sustainably. The whole thing gets harder and harder as we add each stage.
What will the future stages be? Who knows? I am no eco-expert. I am just a liberal schlub who got sick of not putting my money where my mouth was. In a way, the whole project is a protest against my highly-principled, lowly-actioned former self. I’m fumbling through, trying to do my best and doing the research as I go along. This blog is my attempt to tell you how it’s going.
That's pretty much everything you need to know to understand this blog. But for more details on the design of No Impact Man, the book, the movie and all of that, see the posts on the left hand side under "What's It's All About."
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
The Panty Closet
So last Saturday it was time to go onto another ghost hunt, this time in Liberty, Texas to view cemetaries and a haunted hotel. So I'm supposed to meet Closet Freak and Sahara at 9 in the morning. So I get up - drive the long 20 miles to Closet Freak's house and arrive at 8:45 (incidentally that's before I even get to work on the weekday). And she's only dressed in her robe, so I wait for her. Once she's dressed I get the honor of being the first to look at her new panty drawer in her closet (pictures coming very soon).
I think this is the first time I've ever seen panties neatly rolled up and sorted by color in a drawer. She has definitely earned the name Closet Freak. But the closet is very neat and tidy - unlike my closet.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Chaka MAD / Texash Interhash2007
Chaka MAD playing at Texas Interhash 2007.
Playing Friday night April 13, 2007
Friday the 13th - you never know what's going to happen.
Now taking requests -
we're already learning Possum Kingdom for one of our biggest fans.
Playing Friday night April 13, 2007
Friday the 13th - you never know what's going to happen.
Now taking requests -
we're already learning Possum Kingdom for one of our biggest fans.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
89 Rules of Boozing
I won't post all 89 Rules, but I like these:
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is cool, buying all her drinks is dumb.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
89 Rules of Boozing
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is cool, buying all her drinks is dumb.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
89 Rules of Boozing
Friday, January 05, 2007
you don't need to bother
Wish I was too dead to cry
My self-affliction fades
Stones to throw at my creator
Masochists to which I cater
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
Wish I was too dead to care
If indeed I cared at all
Never had a voice to protest
So you fed me shit to digest
I wish I had a reason;
my flaws are open season
For this, I gave up trying
One good turn deserves my dying
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
Wish I'd died instead of lived
A zombie hides my face
Shell forgotten
with its memories
Diaries left
with cryptic entries
And you don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on
I'll never live down my deceit
My self-affliction fades
Stones to throw at my creator
Masochists to which I cater
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
Wish I was too dead to care
If indeed I cared at all
Never had a voice to protest
So you fed me shit to digest
I wish I had a reason;
my flaws are open season
For this, I gave up trying
One good turn deserves my dying
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
Wish I'd died instead of lived
A zombie hides my face
Shell forgotten
with its memories
Diaries left
with cryptic entries
And you don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on
I'll never live down my deceit
New Year's Resolutions
Anybody got any to share?
1) Get in shape
2) Find a girlfriend for the guys or find a boyfriend for the gals
3) Make more money
4) Change jobs
5) Move closer to the loop
1) Get in shape
2) Find a girlfriend for the guys or find a boyfriend for the gals
3) Make more money
4) Change jobs
5) Move closer to the loop
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Sahara's Birthday Pics
Pictures from the Sahara Birthday Pub Crawl
I wonder what's in the box
love this pic
at cabo
I wonder what's in the box
love this pic
at cabo
Christmas Photos
Pictures from my trip to Panama City, Florida.
Where I went to high school
Angelo's Steakhouse - best Steak in town
Sea Gull lounging on the beach - ahh the life
Nothing but large condos on the beach, who's up for a roadtrip
Lovely Panama City Beach
Where I went to high school
Angelo's Steakhouse - best Steak in town
Sea Gull lounging on the beach - ahh the life
Nothing but large condos on the beach, who's up for a roadtrip
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Florida Fun
So I'm leaving Florida in a few moments and a few things strike me:
1. Nice to see not much changes with the way people act including myself and family.
2. Will put up pictures of my childhood home when I get back, an online version of the photograph video from nickelback
3. Much tougher to run in the sand along the beach than I thought
4. Was minutes away from a threesome whilst eating oysters at a bar in Destin
5. Googlemap of my trip
6. This is where I grew up
1. Nice to see not much changes with the way people act including myself and family.
2. Will put up pictures of my childhood home when I get back, an online version of the photograph video from nickelback
3. Much tougher to run in the sand along the beach than I thought
4. Was minutes away from a threesome whilst eating oysters at a bar in Destin
5. Googlemap of my trip
6. This is where I grew up
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Missed Expectations
So looking back on a few moments in my life and have discovered a few times where I was not the most observant guy in the world and missed out on some good things. So you should learn from a wise or stupid man - whatever the case may be.
(1) if you have the slightest interest in someone take a chance - it might be the love of your life
(2) your soulmate might be the one person you least expect it to be
(3) women don't always come right out and say they're attracted to you
(4) always go with your heart
that's it for now
and closet freak - i'm sorry and i'll act accordingly next time.
and i promise not to let the next best thing in my life slip thru my hands:
see ya guys next week
will write more from florida next week
(1) if you have the slightest interest in someone take a chance - it might be the love of your life
(2) your soulmate might be the one person you least expect it to be
(3) women don't always come right out and say they're attracted to you
(4) always go with your heart
that's it for now
and closet freak - i'm sorry and i'll act accordingly next time.
and i promise not to let the next best thing in my life slip thru my hands:
see ya guys next week
will write more from florida next week
Friday, December 22, 2006
Houston 1500th Run Event
Houston is having there 1500th Run Celebration Feb 23-25, 2007.
This will be done old school style. The hash is taking over an elementary school for the weekend. If you went to the Christmas Party - we will be partying in the school across the street. Here's what we have planned.
You can sleepover Friday night, Saturday night at the school. So bring your popup tents, sleeping bags, etc. Sleepover after the pubcrawl - so you don't have to go home. On Saturday the goal of the hares is to recreate run #1 of the hash. There will be school buses to take a field trip from the school out to the start of the hash. So be at the school on non-hash time. After the run, the buses will take us back to the school for dinner, a talent show, a dance, and a sex-ed class at midnite.
Friday Feb 23, 2007 : Recess
Pub Crawl
Location: Downtown Houston
Lots of surprises along the way
6:00 p.m.
Hares:
Professor Closet Freak
Professor HOV
Teacher's Assistant Rubbin the Boy Wanker
Midnite: Lockin at the school
Midnite Movies, Games, etc.
Saturday Feb 24, 2007:
Hot Breakfast - 8:00 a.m.
School Lunch - 12:00 pm
Gym Class (Run)- 2:30 p.m.
Field Trip will begin promptly at 3:00 p.m.
Hares: Geek, Estrus, Dr. Strangehash
Run Location - Back to the future
A recreation of run #1
Dinner - 7:00 p.m.
Talent Show - Time TBD
School Dance - Time TBD
Sex Ed Class - Midnite
Price $49 until Feb 2
After Feb 2 - $59
At the run - $69
More info to come, check www.h4.org/1500/
pdf flyer - www.h4.org/1500/1500flyer.pdf
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Reasons to Date Me
1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed
3. I've got a shiny new st. arnold's christmas ale waiting just for you
4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm
5. I'll let you push me on the swings
6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste
7. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them
8. We’ll make history together
9. Because no other tongue can "shiver me timber" quite like yours
10. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
11. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
12. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you
13. I wish I could give you all of my firsts
14. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
15. You’re safe with me
16. I'll wait for you even if you're late
17. I'll lick the envelope for you
18. You've seen the monsters under my bed, and you're still here
19. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
20. I know CPR
21.I'm what Willis was talking about!
22. You fucking turn me on!
23. You love my dorkiness
24. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up
25. You’re magically delicious
26. I suck at strip poker
27. I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving
28. Around me dry panties are a thing of the past
29. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone
30. I'm mostly harmless
31. I’ll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes
32. I won’t bite unless you want me to
33. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together
34. I’ll circle your birthday on my calendar
35. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv
36. I'll carve your initials in a tree
37. I won’t swear around your family - mostly
38. I’ve never been Punk’d
39. I'll pick you flowers to wear in your hair
40. I come with an extended warranty
41. I’ll grant you three wishes
42. I’ll buy you a lap dance at the strip club
43. I didn't vote for either George Bush
44. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home
45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores
46. I wear clean underwear
47. I like to drive fast and furious, come on
48. I know how to give oral sex to make you squirm
49. I read Playboy for the articles
50. I'll make you laugh
51. I've never fucked Pam Anderson or Jenna Jameson
52. I'll never under cook the eggs
53. I'll never drink your last beer unless it saint arnold's amber
54. I can make a mean pot of chili
55. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that guy across the bar
56. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are
57. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
58. I don't recycle
59. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
60. I won't steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet
61. I'll take care of you when you're sick
62. I'll make fun of you
63. I can give a kick ass back rub
64. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson
65. I like porn
66. I can't stand soap operas
67. I put the seat down
68. I pump my own gas
69. I'll care if you break a nail
70. I've got cookies
71. I don't chew tobacco
72. I take a shower every day - sometimes twice a day
73. I like to pull your hair when we have sex
74. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)
75. I don't care that you go out with the girls
76. I don't eat crackers in bed
77. I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard
78. I can't stand the mall, but I will go shopping with you
79. I don't care what music we listen to in the car
80. I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life
81. When you wash the dishes, cook, vaccuum it turns me on
82. I have a male ghetto booty and I am proud of it
83. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
84. I'll save everything you ever give me
85. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming
86. You just can't stop reading this!
87. I've bought a lottery ticket
88. I know how to change the oil in a car.
89. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
90. I think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal date
91. What the hell is "in the box"?
92. I always open a window when I paint
93. I've never been on COPS
94. The only drama I have any part of is on t.v.
95. I know how to make a fire
96. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue
97. I've got a tattoo
98. My kisses will take your breath away
99. I love it when you wear my t-shirts after sex
100. I can't stand Adam Sandler
101. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone
102. My weird habits you'll find adorable
103. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
104. I'd fuck Angelina Jolie
105. I'll thank you every time you open the door
106. I'll never waste your love
107. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny)
108. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends
109. It gets better every time
110. Use as much salt as you want I don't care
111. I won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch
112. I'll help you find your keys
113. I don't stop and ask for directions either
114. I like wine
115. We can watch your movie first
116. I don't need batteries
117. I once ate a cricket
118. I eat red meat - i love a good steak
119. I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes
120. I hash.
121. I know the difference between a salad fork and dinner fork.
122. I write poetry.
123. My family is just as fucked up as yours
124. I don't want to get married any time soon
125. I like horror movies
126. I smell pretty good (thanks to cK 1)
127. I don't litter
128. When I can I give to charity
129. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less
130. I'll let you win at arm wrestling every time
131. I look both ways before I cross the street
132. I never look directly into the sun
133. You'll look cute in my shirts
134. I'm not a virgin
135. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
136. You can leave makeup on my shoulder
137. I don't mind cats.
138. I like dogs.
139. I can balance a check book
140. I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday
141. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theater
142. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
143. I was the second grade spelling bee champ
144. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
145. I know how to hold your hair back when you get sick
146. I've never cried over spilt milk
147. I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
148. I can count to 100 by 5's
149. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country
150. I don't care if you eat dinner in my pajamas
151. I think it's hot when you masturbate
152. I never overload the washer
153. What else have you got to do?
154. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes
155. I've never auditioned for American Idol
156. I don't eat yellow snow
157. I like it when you talk to your friends about me in bed
158. My sunday morning breakfasts will change your life - I make a mean 3egg omelete
159. My chin fits 'just right' in your cleavage when you hold me close
160. I'll understand if you get jealous
161. I'm just that good
162. I never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky either
163. You're getting very sleepy...
164. I've never been on Jerry Springer
165. I may have already won $10,000,000.
166. You won't be able to get me out of your head
167. I know that sticks are better than automatics
168. I'll let you drive every time if you want
169. I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down
170. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear
171. I know that flowers will get you laid everytime.
172. I've never gotten caught lip synching on SNL
173. I love Starbucks
174. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas
175. I never run with scissors
176. I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won
177. Almost every time I have a winning bottle top
178. I know how to keep a secret
179. If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute
180. I've never failed a survey
181. I can almost every time find Waldo
182. I never put my fingers in the light socket
183. I'm a Gemini
184. I have all my shots
185. I'm pretty damn funny
186. I'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. either
187. I don't care if you eat off my plate
188. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet
191. I have never run out of gas (well I just fucked myself there now, didn't I?)
192. I know the difference between they're, their, and there
193. You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch
194. I know how to get stains out of t-shirts
195. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time
196. I'm really good at making lists
197. I work tirelessly for attention and your amusement.
198. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready - might as well e-mail me for a date.
2. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed
3. I've got a shiny new st. arnold's christmas ale waiting just for you
4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm
5. I'll let you push me on the swings
6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste
7. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them
8. We’ll make history together
9. Because no other tongue can "shiver me timber" quite like yours
10. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
11. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
12. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you
13. I wish I could give you all of my firsts
14. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
15. You’re safe with me
16. I'll wait for you even if you're late
17. I'll lick the envelope for you
18. You've seen the monsters under my bed, and you're still here
19. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
20. I know CPR
21.I'm what Willis was talking about!
22. You fucking turn me on!
23. You love my dorkiness
24. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up
25. You’re magically delicious
26. I suck at strip poker
27. I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving
28. Around me dry panties are a thing of the past
29. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone
30. I'm mostly harmless
31. I’ll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes
32. I won’t bite unless you want me to
33. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together
34. I’ll circle your birthday on my calendar
35. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv
36. I'll carve your initials in a tree
37. I won’t swear around your family - mostly
38. I’ve never been Punk’d
39. I'll pick you flowers to wear in your hair
40. I come with an extended warranty
41. I’ll grant you three wishes
42. I’ll buy you a lap dance at the strip club
43. I didn't vote for either George Bush
44. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home
45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores
46. I wear clean underwear
47. I like to drive fast and furious, come on
48. I know how to give oral sex to make you squirm
49. I read Playboy for the articles
50. I'll make you laugh
51. I've never fucked Pam Anderson or Jenna Jameson
52. I'll never under cook the eggs
53. I'll never drink your last beer unless it saint arnold's amber
54. I can make a mean pot of chili
55. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that guy across the bar
56. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are
57. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
58. I don't recycle
59. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
60. I won't steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet
61. I'll take care of you when you're sick
62. I'll make fun of you
63. I can give a kick ass back rub
64. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson
65. I like porn
66. I can't stand soap operas
67. I put the seat down
68. I pump my own gas
69. I'll care if you break a nail
70. I've got cookies
71. I don't chew tobacco
72. I take a shower every day - sometimes twice a day
73. I like to pull your hair when we have sex
74. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)
75. I don't care that you go out with the girls
76. I don't eat crackers in bed
77. I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard
78. I can't stand the mall, but I will go shopping with you
79. I don't care what music we listen to in the car
80. I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life
81. When you wash the dishes, cook, vaccuum it turns me on
82. I have a male ghetto booty and I am proud of it
83. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
84. I'll save everything you ever give me
85. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming
86. You just can't stop reading this!
87. I've bought a lottery ticket
88. I know how to change the oil in a car.
89. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
90. I think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal date
91. What the hell is "in the box"?
92. I always open a window when I paint
93. I've never been on COPS
94. The only drama I have any part of is on t.v.
95. I know how to make a fire
96. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue
97. I've got a tattoo
98. My kisses will take your breath away
99. I love it when you wear my t-shirts after sex
100. I can't stand Adam Sandler
101. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone
102. My weird habits you'll find adorable
103. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
104. I'd fuck Angelina Jolie
105. I'll thank you every time you open the door
106. I'll never waste your love
107. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny)
108. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends
109. It gets better every time
110. Use as much salt as you want I don't care
111. I won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch
112. I'll help you find your keys
113. I don't stop and ask for directions either
114. I like wine
115. We can watch your movie first
116. I don't need batteries
117. I once ate a cricket
118. I eat red meat - i love a good steak
119. I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes
120. I hash.
121. I know the difference between a salad fork and dinner fork.
122. I write poetry.
123. My family is just as fucked up as yours
124. I don't want to get married any time soon
125. I like horror movies
126. I smell pretty good (thanks to cK 1)
127. I don't litter
128. When I can I give to charity
129. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less
130. I'll let you win at arm wrestling every time
131. I look both ways before I cross the street
132. I never look directly into the sun
133. You'll look cute in my shirts
134. I'm not a virgin
135. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
136. You can leave makeup on my shoulder
137. I don't mind cats.
138. I like dogs.
139. I can balance a check book
140. I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday
141. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theater
142. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
143. I was the second grade spelling bee champ
144. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
145. I know how to hold your hair back when you get sick
146. I've never cried over spilt milk
147. I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
148. I can count to 100 by 5's
149. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country
150. I don't care if you eat dinner in my pajamas
151. I think it's hot when you masturbate
152. I never overload the washer
153. What else have you got to do?
154. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes
155. I've never auditioned for American Idol
156. I don't eat yellow snow
157. I like it when you talk to your friends about me in bed
158. My sunday morning breakfasts will change your life - I make a mean 3egg omelete
159. My chin fits 'just right' in your cleavage when you hold me close
160. I'll understand if you get jealous
161. I'm just that good
162. I never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky either
163. You're getting very sleepy...
164. I've never been on Jerry Springer
165. I may have already won $10,000,000.
166. You won't be able to get me out of your head
167. I know that sticks are better than automatics
168. I'll let you drive every time if you want
169. I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down
170. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear
171. I know that flowers will get you laid everytime.
172. I've never gotten caught lip synching on SNL
173. I love Starbucks
174. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas
175. I never run with scissors
176. I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won
177. Almost every time I have a winning bottle top
178. I know how to keep a secret
179. If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute
180. I've never failed a survey
181. I can almost every time find Waldo
182. I never put my fingers in the light socket
183. I'm a Gemini
184. I have all my shots
185. I'm pretty damn funny
186. I'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. either
187. I don't care if you eat off my plate
188. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet
191. I have never run out of gas (well I just fucked myself there now, didn't I?)
192. I know the difference between they're, their, and there
193. You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch
194. I know how to get stains out of t-shirts
195. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time
196. I'm really good at making lists
197. I work tirelessly for attention and your amusement.
198. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready - might as well e-mail me for a date.
I'm Person of the Year
To all my peeps -
I'm Time's Person of the Year.
Thanks to my blog, my constant ramblings on myspace, and my use of the internet to achieve a sense of community and collaboration between people.
For seizing the reins of the global media, for founding and framing the new digital democracy, for working for nothing and beating the pros at their own game, TIME's Person of the Year for 2006 is me.
Peace Out
I'm Time's Person of the Year.
Thanks to my blog, my constant ramblings on myspace, and my use of the internet to achieve a sense of community and collaboration between people.
For seizing the reins of the global media, for founding and framing the new digital democracy, for working for nothing and beating the pros at their own game, TIME's Person of the Year for 2006 is me.
Peace Out
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Wilde Man
"Most people are other people.
Their thoughts are someone else's opinion,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation."
Their thoughts are someone else's opinion,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation."
Dot Comedy - Your Daily Dose of Comedy
dot comedy - equal opportunity at work
what really goes on inside the brain.
The funniest thing I've seen in a while - these guys oughta be hashers.
I loved cross-dressing dwarf at the end.
Equal Opportunity the video
what really goes on inside the brain.
The funniest thing I've seen in a while - these guys oughta be hashers.
I loved cross-dressing dwarf at the end.
Equal Opportunity the video
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Crossed Signals
Was talking to someone today about mixed signals between guys and gals.
To all the women out there - if it seems like you're the least bit interested in a guy why not just come out and tell him. Guys just don't get all the flirty signals - I know women like to be chased, but sometimes we are oblivious.
I've certainly learned my lesson - and just take dates and phone numbers one day at a time and try not to get to worried about when should i email after i've gotten her email address, or phone number etc. I think some wise man once said - women are people too, treat 'em as such and you'll go far young man. So I've started to do that - and it has improved my social life - also going outside the hash to meet women as well. But that's another blog posting.
To all the women out there - if it seems like you're the least bit interested in a guy why not just come out and tell him. Guys just don't get all the flirty signals - I know women like to be chased, but sometimes we are oblivious.
I've certainly learned my lesson - and just take dates and phone numbers one day at a time and try not to get to worried about when should i email after i've gotten her email address, or phone number etc. I think some wise man once said - women are people too, treat 'em as such and you'll go far young man. So I've started to do that - and it has improved my social life - also going outside the hash to meet women as well. But that's another blog posting.
Upon my death cremate me like this...
At only 35 years of age, I have already prepared for my eventual passing. However, I feel strongly that there's no time like the present when it comes to planning one's final resting place, particularly when one is still of sound mind and body. Therefore, I would like to be cremated, placed in a black lacquer vase, and then scattered on the body of a completely naked lady.
When you read my will, you will see that it contains many guidelines for how this should be carried out. They are very specific. For instance, simply putting a woman in front of a fan and feeding my ashes through it is totally unacceptable. The event, if it goes according to my final wishes, will be respectful and somber. It's imperative that my loved ones carry it out to the letter.
I have set aside $5,000 in an interest-bearing account for this purpose so it will not be a financial burden on my family. In the event of my death in my will there will be a list of prospective female bodies, chiefly professional models. I will update this list until I am no longer physically or mentally able to surf the Internet.
Should the money prove insufficient for one of the candidates on this primary list, I will accept a local amateur from a secondary list detailed in my will. But I insist she still be held to the same requirements as for the professionals: First, she should be willing to strip down all the way and allow my cremated remains to fall upon her supple body. Second, I would like a redhead. Third, her proportions should be pleasing, but not outlandish. I don't want my funeral to turn into a circus sideshow—the focus, after all, should be on the man I was, how I chose to live my life, and how I want to be remembered. Therefore, for bra size, I would like a maximum of 36D and a minimum of 34B. A fair portion of my remains should be cast between the woman's breasts, so she should be able to create a respectable amount of cleavage without the help of a bra.
I request a relatively unblemished body with a light tan, so my ashes contrast with her naked body and don't simply blend in. Her face should be pleasing. I would prefer angelic, but if this not possible I understand, please consult my Internet history cache of female models. It knows what I like and we have discussed my wishes many time at length - while I peruse the 'net.
Contemplating this last requirement has kept me up many late nights and is not something that I take lightly. But I must request that the model shave her pubic hair in a tasteful "landing strip"-style pattern. This naked woman will be my final resting place, and it's important that this resting place is well trimmed and maintained.
On one more point I should be absolutely clear: The woman must have no surgical enhancements of any kind. Hers should be a natural body that people feel comfortable around and would like to spend time looking at.
If the woman had Asian features, that would be a plus.
And once the ashes are sprinkled on her, the woman should anoint her entire body with oil, then rub herself with it, slowly and with great care and reverence, of course. Therefore, my eternal soul will live on, in some small way, here on Earth.
One final request that I make for the funeral itself is that you find a young, female singer to sing "Purple Rain" while playing the piano. It is crucial that she has a clear, strong voice and competent keyboard skills. She should be a brunette, wear glasses, and, if there is money left over, perhaps she can be persuaded to sing topless.Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Ghetto Booty
Ghetto Booty in the hash???
Now that's a booty
White girls can have ghetto booty too.
Small ghetto booty
That's what we call ghetto booty son. You'll want to hit that when you're older. Just don't tell your mom.
Spread 'em
The recent postings of Closet Freak got me thinking about booty, more specifically ghetto booty. Well not that I don't think about it every day when I'm walking down the corridors at HP checking out asses, I figured it'd be a good blog posting, as judged by the nice pictures up above.
There are several terms for what is commonly known as black girl booty - junk in the trunk, apple bottom, onion booty, ghetto booty, baby got back, teardrop ass, and thick are some slang for a nice shapely ass. It goes to say - you normally know it when you see it. I think it goes to say - I don't recall seeing much ghetto booty in the hash. Except for that one time when a new boot came to run the Heartache Full Moon and we got busted by the railroad police. Although I do see a lot of nice booty when I'm running through the third and fifth ward, as well as Memorial Park on the loop around the tennis center.
The link below goes into a lot more definition about the right proportions that define a proper booty. the link is definitely not safe for work. Ok you've been warned this time. Check out the The Assmatrix.
So if you know of any single female friends who exhibit a bit o booty - hook a brother up.
Peace Out.
Now that's a booty
White girls can have ghetto booty too.
Small ghetto booty
That's what we call ghetto booty son. You'll want to hit that when you're older. Just don't tell your mom.
Spread 'em
The recent postings of Closet Freak got me thinking about booty, more specifically ghetto booty. Well not that I don't think about it every day when I'm walking down the corridors at HP checking out asses, I figured it'd be a good blog posting, as judged by the nice pictures up above.
There are several terms for what is commonly known as black girl booty - junk in the trunk, apple bottom, onion booty, ghetto booty, baby got back, teardrop ass, and thick are some slang for a nice shapely ass. It goes to say - you normally know it when you see it. I think it goes to say - I don't recall seeing much ghetto booty in the hash. Except for that one time when a new boot came to run the Heartache Full Moon and we got busted by the railroad police. Although I do see a lot of nice booty when I'm running through the third and fifth ward, as well as Memorial Park on the loop around the tennis center.
The link below goes into a lot more definition about the right proportions that define a proper booty. the link is definitely not safe for work. Ok you've been warned this time. Check out the The Assmatrix.
So if you know of any single female friends who exhibit a bit o booty - hook a brother up.
Peace Out.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
another great houston run
more will be said later in the hash trash, but.
1) another heartache run not to be missed
2) on-on-on at chez lounge
3) closet freak was the last harrierette standing and outlasted the hare at the on-on-on
4) great shiggy - lots of shoe sucking muck, briars, thorns, weeds and shiggy
1) another heartache run not to be missed
2) on-on-on at chez lounge
3) closet freak was the last harrierette standing and outlasted the hare at the on-on-on
4) great shiggy - lots of shoe sucking muck, briars, thorns, weeds and shiggy
Friday, December 08, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
The Lizard King
- A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
- Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.
- Drugs are a bet with your mind.
- Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
- I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
More Random Christmas Pub Crawl Thoughts
1. Why do I have nipple docking written on one of my business cards?
2. What is nipple docking and is it illegal in Texas?
3. Where was I on the unveiling of the boobs?
4. I did not leave my credit card at any of the bars and I'm proud of it. I have done that before in the past - at Onion Creek and it's not a pretty site.
5. Next time I'll take a cab to downtown. $6 cab rides anywhere in downtown.
6. The folks at Cabo don't take too kindly to chalk arrows on their floor.
2. What is nipple docking and is it illegal in Texas?
3. Where was I on the unveiling of the boobs?
4. I did not leave my credit card at any of the bars and I'm proud of it. I have done that before in the past - at Onion Creek and it's not a pretty site.
5. Next time I'll take a cab to downtown. $6 cab rides anywhere in downtown.
6. The folks at Cabo don't take too kindly to chalk arrows on their floor.
Monday, December 04, 2006
Christmas Party Success
Ahhh -
the Christmas Party was a success. My band - Chaka MAD played and we had an excellent time. For those of you that missed it - there's always next year. I can't believe we played about 3-4 hours worth of music. Everything from Linda Ronstadt to Black Sabbath. I love Pimp Doggie Dawg yelling for Judas Priest - I promise I'll talk to the band about putting that in a setlist. And we even played AC/DC for Pipes - we were saving that one for an encore. But you never know what mismanagement has up their sleeve for other equally great events to come.
Also you never know what Closet Freak has up her sleeve for another pub crawl. All I can say is there may be another pub crawl similar to the one we laid last year. You never know with us.
the Christmas Party was a success. My band - Chaka MAD played and we had an excellent time. For those of you that missed it - there's always next year. I can't believe we played about 3-4 hours worth of music. Everything from Linda Ronstadt to Black Sabbath. I love Pimp Doggie Dawg yelling for Judas Priest - I promise I'll talk to the band about putting that in a setlist. And we even played AC/DC for Pipes - we were saving that one for an encore. But you never know what mismanagement has up their sleeve for other equally great events to come.
Also you never know what Closet Freak has up her sleeve for another pub crawl. All I can say is there may be another pub crawl similar to the one we laid last year. You never know with us.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Sloppy Seconds Run
Pictures from the latest Houston Hash Run - 1488
Sloppy Seconds and Leftovers:
Trail hared by two virgins - Can't Touch This and Finger in the Dyke.
Great time, Great Trail, and plenty of beer.
Yes it is pierced!!
And then the pasties went around like this.
Rubbin' pinching a nipple.
Sloppy Seconds and Leftovers:
Trail hared by two virgins - Can't Touch This and Finger in the Dyke.
Great time, Great Trail, and plenty of beer.
Finger in the Dyke's apartment
Yes it is pierced!!
And then the pasties went around like this.
Rubbin' pinching a nipple.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Skid Row Concert at the Meridian
Nashville Pussy
King's X
Skid Row
The concert rocked. I think I've found my new favorite bass player, Karen Cuda. She's hot, a bit feisty on stage and she plays bass. After the concert she was friendly and a lot taller than I thought.
I'd never seen King's X in person, but had heard their music. They totally rock. Will definitely catch them again next time they play in Houston. Hopefully soon.
Skid Row still has it. They played some old school songs, Piece of Me, Slave to the Grind, Youth Gone Wild, a rockin' version of I Remember You. And they played a couple cuts from their recent albums.
Drank a lot - partied a lot - was about 1 foot from the stage. Had a blast.
King's X
Skid Row
The concert rocked. I think I've found my new favorite bass player, Karen Cuda. She's hot, a bit feisty on stage and she plays bass. After the concert she was friendly and a lot taller than I thought.
I'd never seen King's X in person, but had heard their music. They totally rock. Will definitely catch them again next time they play in Houston. Hopefully soon.
Skid Row still has it. They played some old school songs, Piece of Me, Slave to the Grind, Youth Gone Wild, a rockin' version of I Remember You. And they played a couple cuts from their recent albums.
Drank a lot - partied a lot - was about 1 foot from the stage. Had a blast.
Friday, November 17, 2006
saw the deftones tonight
Went to watch the Deftones tonight. While I had heard of them before, had never listened to their music. But watching the show made me want to create original music even more so and not play cover tunes. I didn't really enjoy the show, must've been cause I didn't know any of the songs. But I did get off on the energy they were putting out. Will have to listen to some of their songs now. Maybe it was just the sound quality in the club.on-on to more concerts in the future
anyone want to go see skid row (80's heavy metal band) I believe they are playing next weekend... the 24th or 25th.
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